coming soon: Did My Ass Make the Cut?

When you are an ass man and you see an ass like Luscious Louis' just walking down the street, chances are you might lose your mind just a little. Hey, we aren't blaming you. We got lost in all that wiggle and jiggle, too. Luckily for this dude, Luscious is very accommodating. You see, all he has to do is hold up a video camera after he smacks her ass and she goes from being angry to being interested. Why? Because she wants to be in a video, that's why. So when he takes her back to the hotel for a little shakin' and a little suckin', she is all for it. In fact, she breaks him off such a serious piece of ass that he blows his load like a virgin on prom night. But, we said it once, and now we will repeat it: We aren't blaming him. We'd get lost in all that wiggle and jiggle, too. Read More »